While watching Braveheart (the TV edited version on TV)…

Me: Man, I want to go to Scotland soooooo badly. (You have to understand. I have wanted to experience Scotland ever since I was a small child.)

Youngest son: Why?

Me: Bagpipes, men in kilts, that drop-dead gorgeous scenery…what’s not to love?

Seventeen-year-old son: Haggis?

He has a point…