this morning i was trying awfully hard to convince my ten-year-old to do something for me.

just a tiny little thing.

i got up close and personal with him and looked him in the eye and asked

“please?”

i mustered up my best puppy dog eyes and asked him again

“pretty please?”

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yeah, like that. only with both eyes.

he looked me in the eye right back and said

i’m sorry but that face just isn’t doin’ it for me!